Friday, February 27, 2009

16

At a hotel bar, I see my brother and two friends buying drinks. They all look beaten down so I ask what's up and my brother tells me how they had partied all night with this other group of guys, fell asleep in this other room, and when they woke up everyone was gone and they got stuck with the bill. So now they were just spending the rest of their money on drinks. I wrote "WHAT A WASTE" on a napkin and handed it to my brother.

Then I move to this big booth and there's a group of guys in suits there and I realize I'm not in a hotel bar but a really classy strip club, These guys are telling racist jokes, something like if you're blind and talking to a black guy throw your drink at him then lick his face to tell how tall he is. I was mad about hearing this racist joke and so got up and tried to leave. But then a bouncer stopped me, a big black guy, and told me I had to pay my tab. I told him the joke and he shoved me back to the bar where I was handed a bill for 300,000 dollars. I couldn't figure how I had spent so much and refused to pay but the bar tender told me I would have to wait to see the doctor.

So I wait outside for this doctor to show up. I'm in a parking lot and I see him coming, I get scared so I turn around and go back in.

I'm in a grocery store. I'm not alone but I can't remember who was with me. I've got bread in my basket but it's the wrong kind. The people I'm with are checking out but I want to switch my bread. I can't find the bread aisle. I go to the front of the store and find a big pile of jackets and put one on. I leave and someone stops me outside and asks for their jacket back. Now I'm cold and I go in this sauna type room. There's this weird complicated pedal system to get cold water to turn to steam and I try operating it but I end up getting a cold shower. I'm fully dressed though, wearing blue jeans. I give up and soaking wet I go back out into the cold.

I get to work and my boss tells me that next time if I'm cold, I can ask to borrow her jacket.

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