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I'm at home with my mom and we are going to meet the rest of the family for dinner. She is sitting at a computer reading my dad's secret emails and the drawers either slide open or she opens them and there's all these sex toys inside. "He got these when he started messing around with her," she says. Boxes of dildos and role playing costumes like Elmer Fudd and Godzilla. I'm shocked. I close the drawers. I'm mad because the family is poor and I think about how much money it must have all cost. My mom is very nonchalant about it. She just says "Yeah," dazedly when I close the drawers. We leave and the restaurant is across the street. Its night time and it looks like Orlando or something, some big tourist trap. There's a guy in a dinosaur costume and I run up to him yelling, "Dad! Is that you?? Answer me!" The man speaks with a British accent and says "Sorry, I'm not your dad though your country and mine have been queeny since the 70's" I think it means that americans and english have sex with each other. I think of Freddie Mercury. At the restaurant I ask Parker how it has been going and I expect him to tell me something negative but he says that they're having a good time.