I'm an employee at a grocery store and there is a celebration going on. There are three groups of people; management, good employees, and bad employees. I'm in the third group making fun of people from the other groups. There's a microphone and all the good employees are patting themselves on the back and handing goofy makeshift awards out to one another from the store shelves. It's making the whole party go on forever and I'm just waiting to go home. I dryly remark that I bet the management get on the mic next and started doing the same thing as these stuck up suck up kids.
I'm dating tina fey but learn that she's just using me to seem down to earth and get good press.
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