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at a department store with David and there's a pushy salesman who has these pants for him that he had special ordered forever ago. He doesn't want them anymore. They are red and so are the pants that david is already wearing. So I say, Hey, I've always wanted a pair of these, I'll take them. And the salesman goes away and then instead of David, I'm with my old friend Leslie. I'm looking at the pants and they are button fly. leslie tells me she's got a pair and that the buttons are fucked up and shows me that the top one is backwards. I thank her for helping me see that and I put the pants back and she thanks me for helping her with that salesman.